PS...

New Coldplay rocks!

shake ur money-maker

So I'm writing from the crackberry- forgive mispellings + shortcuts.

I have a new money making scheme. People would pay good $ to rent me and my fam (that includes u HR) for parties.

We bring some serious F U N wherevs we go. Enough laughs to fill a month.

We're good minglers...we like 2 dance... We like trying new foods... We like stealing cake off guests plates... We require little supervision- what more could u ask? Oh and we document events with over 1000 photos. (Evidence 4 l8r)

Saving the world one flush at a time

Automatic flushers. Frees up your hands so you don't have to touch the toilet handle. GREAT.

Automatic flushers that malfunction. Spray you like a bidet 3 times during one bathroom visit. NOT SO GREAT.

Even worse... when it flushes while you're urinating, so in effect, you're getting sprayed with your own feces. PRICELESS.

1st attempt- disgraceful

ok, so here's the problem. I bore myself. Holly convinced me to blog and when Kevin went to poker last night I decided I would sit back and let the blogging begin.

I bored myself to tears, reached for more M&Ms and then went to bed. blecht.....